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قديم 29-12-2017, 10:52 PM   #1
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Eq14 46 " Random Thoughts "

.. " New year, new me "

I'm just kiddin', boys! Plus, I really have no intention of quoting that motivational nonsense for you right now, or me for that matter, so y'all can just relax and drink your tea (or whatever) while I rack my brain a bit more, and hopefully I'll come up with something else worth saying . On second thought, and since I've brought it up anyway, maybe we should just sit around and gab till the wee hours about the fact that in two days we're going to kiss 2017 goodbye along with all its drudgeries and delights, but before we do, we may want to let that sink in for a moment, 'cause it's a lot to take in! Like, seriously, can you believe that 2017 is about to become yet another bundle of memories for us to brood over, and why not learn from while we're at it? I honestly can't believe it's been one year since Trump was elected, because it still sometimes feels like it only happened yesterday ! I still can't believe that in 7 months from now I'm going to be 33, even though I still vividly remember how, on my 13th birthday, I stood before my mirror and was like "Damn! I'm getting old!" , which is funny in a way, 'cause the older I get, the younger I feel,but that's beside the point . I don't know how many attacks, real or otherwise, ISIS have added to their "resume" during this year, but considering we lived to tell the tale, then I'm assuming they did a sloppy job of turning the whole world against us, but again, we're at the point where assuming the worst seems quite natural and "automatic", which makes me wonder what this army of zonked-out freaks still has in store for us, but I'll leave that to your imagination , but for now, I'm going to try and keep trepidation at bay for my sanity's sake and wish you all a hâppy new year - "hâppy" being the operative word, of course

I may come back for more , and until I do, well, here's a random photograph for you to stare at for a couple of minutes




By all means, you can share your random thoughts here as well. Nothing would make me happier, homies




 

 


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قديم 21-01-2018, 09:40 PM   #2
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I, for one, can't expect too much in a world where diaper changing is now considered a form of child molestation, or where people swallow Tide pods and shave their mothers' eyebrows for views, but on second thought, maybe the skyrocketing level of randomness in this world is what makes it both interesting and sickening at the same time, and God knows we need that spicy soupçon of insanity in our lives every once in a while just to perk them up a bit. Unfortunately, we're way behind the times in this part of the world, and for this reason I ought to hand it to Facebook for assuaging the tediousness of my life. I know it sounds pathetic to say that, but you have no idea how great scrolling down my newsfeed and coming across hilarious memes actually makes me feel, since nothing else in my stupid, boring life ever does, but anyway, and speaking of randomness
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(! Must be great to have a "hermano" that sticks with you through thick and thin )

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.. When your drawing assignment is due in half an hour and you can't draw for sh-t

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? Who said cars can't fly

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I wish I could carry a sign that reads "No more wind", but I know people here won't take too kindly to me asking God such a thing, so
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قديم 26-01-2018, 11:48 PM   #3
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Alright, I usually hate translating, but this random passage on FB just got to me and I couldn't overlook the urge to translate it

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: This is the oringial passage

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: This is my translation

دعا ابنٌ والِدَه إلى المطعم لتناول وجبة العشاء, لكن أثناء تناولِه إيّاها خانَهُ سِنُّه و وَهَنُه فتناثَرَ على قميصِه و بنطالِه شيءٌ مِن الطّعام أمام اشمئزاز المتواجدين و صَمتِ ابنِه .
و بعد أن خلص الأب مِن تناول طعامِه رافقَه ابنُه بِهدوء إلى الحمّام دون أن تكون قد بدَت على هذا الأخير أدنى أمارات الإحراج, حيثُ أزال عن ثِيابِه فُتات الأكل و آثارَه, سرّح شعرَه, أعاد تثبيت النّظّارة على أنفِه ثُمّ معًا غادرا الحمّام . ظلَّت عيون الحاضرين مُثبّتَة عليهما, تراقِبهُما في صمتٍ مُطبِق يلفُُّه عجزُهُم عن استيعاب قُدرة آدَمِيّ على وضع نفسِه في موقفٍ مُحرج كهذا أمام الناس .
بعد أن دفع الابن الفاتورة و بينما همَّ بِمُغادرة المكان رفقة والِدِه استوقفَه صوتُ كَهلٍ كان مِن بين الحُضور يُناديه سائلاً : " ألَم تترُك خلفَك أيّ شيءٍ هُنا ؟ " , لِيُجيبَه الابن نافِيًا , قبل أن يقول له الكهل : " بلَى, لقد فعلت ! فأنت قد تركت درسًا لِكُلّ ابن و أملاً لكُلِّ أب !"



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قديم 03-02-2018, 11:21 PM   #4
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You know, the first thing that this gif reminded me of was when I broke down in tears as I was telling one of my very few dear friends about that other "friend" and how she blamed me for not taking her side when our boss asked me who started the childish spat in the courtyard the other day - one which she, not only was a part of , but also the one who actually provoked it. The whole thing started when a French teacher (let's call her "Manal") came up to this "friend" of mine (let's call her "Samah", who is a French teacher as well) and told her something work-related, to which the latter replied "Yeah, I know!" in the most curt tone one could ever imagine.. and needless to say, all hell broke loose! .. Well, the thing is, I happened to be the only witness there, so when the boss learned about the spat and about the fact that I was there, he asked me to describe to him exactly the manner in which "Samah" first replied to Manal . As you can imagine, I was torn between wanting to protect my friend and wanting to give an honest testimony, so my only reply was "I wasn't paying any attention", which was partly the case actually, because I only started paying attention when "Samah" literally yelled out that "Yeah, I know!" , and I couldn't make her look bad by stating that , so I just assumed that by not taking any side I was actually protecting her (and myself! cause I'd hate to be referred to as a "snitch" or some such crap ) . Surprisingly, however, Samah expected me to garble some story about her being the victim here, which she shouldn't have , because I'd rather be unbiased than take the side of the one at fault. What made me tear up was the fact that she didn't understand that I said what I said to protect her, which was not the only reason - It's actually because she said something to her sister, who was standing nearby at that time, along the lines of " I can't even tell who's my friend and who's my enemy these days ! ". That hurt me like ... an awful lot ! In retrospect, I should've known better than to call someone a "dear friend" after less than a month of knowing them, but I don't know why "Samah" seemed different - maybe because she unloaded a lot of her personal stuff on me without me asking her to - because she trusted me or whatever . You know, 3 days later, she told me she wasn't angry at me for what happened and yadda yadda , like her anger was the issue here lol! And to top it off, she didn't even apologize for what she said , and that's when I decided to "unfriend" her in my head once and for all . Now, we only say hello when we happen to pass each other in school, and frankly, I don't care if she doesn't even say Hi to me anymore . That part of my life is officially over, but it taught me something nonetheless . It thoughtfully reminded me of the fact that most people are fake -- one way or the other



 

 


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قديم 04-02-2018, 10:02 PM   #5
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Now, if the moon landing turns out to be a hoax (which it might be, for all I know!) , shouldn't that make us question the very existence of the moon itself, or at least, wonder if there's anything sinister about the moon at all that urged NASA to avoid it like the plague? .. because it's unsettling to think that there might be a grain of truth in all these conspiracy theories that claim that that thing we see up there in the sky every night is nothing but a CGI! I mean, hell, if the moon isn't real, what is
??





 

 


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قديم 12-02-2018, 10:37 PM   #6
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I thought peeling an egg was self-explanatory - That is, until I came across actual videos explaining in great detail how to peel it !
But having already seen that one random video on how to throw a goddamn sock on the floor, I can't say I'm surprised





 

 


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قديم 15-02-2018, 10:50 PM   #7
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Dude sure did a fine job diverting our attention away from them dreadlocks hhh



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Wish I could add that to my résumé, you know, for the sake of diversification! 'cause God knows being a child was not that easy back in the day



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! Wow, I'm quaking in my boots
Looks like this tub of lard would be totally capable of twisting the hell out of my shadow if he stepped on it



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" If I were his mom, I'd be like "Oh, honey, whatever you say goes!



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! Couldn't get any more decorous




 

 


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